ABI GRISE IS A FAILURE. THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE HER ADVICE ON MARATHON TRAINING.

In the first grade, Abi Grise was stripped of her Field Day medal for Fastest Shoe Tying when judges discovered she knotted two shoelace bunny ears instead of one.

Much later, Abi Grise was rejected by VCU's Brandcenter Graduate School, The New School's scholarship committee, Power Creative, Jim Beam, Curve, ThinkGeek, and Oral Fixation. She failed her swimming certification course.

"SUPER JAZZED TO BE HERE, GUYS, IT'S BANANAS."

"SUPER JAZZED TO BE HERE, GUYS, IT'S BANANAS."

She recently resigned as Publicity Chair for The Shoulders of Giants and failed to audition for the Savannah Derby Devils. We're pretty sure she has a BFA in Photography?

Nevertheless,

Abi Grise has been published in D Magazine, Savannah Magazine, Tops in Lex and Kentucky Monthly. She has served as a copywriter for both Ignite Partnership and D Magazine. Her advertising campaigns have won both Stevie and ADDY awards.

Today, she is a freelance copywriter, composing video and radio scripts, in-store campaigns, and native and social content. If that sounds like gibberish, don't worry about it. She writes things.

Most importantly, Abi is a self-coached long distance runner training for her second marathon. Her marathon PR is 3:38. Her half marathon PR is 1:44. Her goal is to qualify for Boston this December.

This is her log of both runner's highs and runner's lows on the way to the finish line.

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Write me, I'm sooper friendly. abigrise@gmail.com